The Professional Weed Smoker

How to make a bong - Daily Toke Guide

admin — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:06:24 +0000

Have you ever ran out of skins and you either can not be bothered going to the shop or the shop is shut! Or you do not like smoking spliffs but do not want to spend money on buying a bong. Well you can make your own bong using only household items in about 5 minutes, all you have to do is follow these simple steps and the next thing you know you will be ripping your very own home made bong!!!

click here for the Daily Toke - How to make a bong guide

Cannabis Indica And Sativa

admin — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:12:50 +0000

The Daily Toke have written a very interesting article that describes the difference between Indica and Sativa, read it here…

How to cook with marijuana

admin — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:08:29 +0000

Many people make the misconception of thinking, “add a bit of cannabis to your cup cake mixture and you’ll have space cakes”. Well, sorry guys, it just doesn’t work like that, if your going to start cooking with marijuana you need to know how to extract the THC from the leaves and buds via marijuana milk or marijuana butter (cannabutter).

Most people associate cannabis with smoking a joint, but most joints are also packed with tobacco which is full of harmful nicotine and tar. By ingesting cannabis rather than smoking it you get a bigger high and avoid inhaling all those toxic fumes.

Click here to learn how to cook with Cannabis Marijuana…

How to Roll a Joint - Daily Toke Guide

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:22:12 +0000

The Daily Toke, our sister site, had published an excellent resource on how to Roll a Joint / Spliff. This spliff making guide has an excellent picture tutorial that should get you toking in no time!

Daily Toke - Your Daily Dose

admin — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:42:38 +0000

We are in the process of launching our sister site; Daily Toke - Your Daily Dose. Through our network of sites we are inundated with images of the weed our readers are smoking, so we decided to set up a site to showcase all of these images, Click here to view What our readers are smoking…

The Streets - Irony Of It All

admin — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:36:33 +0000

This track by The Streets “Irony of it all” sums up EXACTLY what every marijuana smoker in the world thinks… why is beer legal with all the trouble it causes and cannabis illegal?

Mike Skinner has made a corker of a video here, which in our opinion, shows how society views Cannabis smokers as ‘law breakers’ and beer drinkering trouble makers as ‘law obiders’ and raises the point once again… Why is Cannabis / Marijuana illegal?

£20 an eighth?

admin — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:12:23 +0000

“How long do you think eighth’s will stay at £20?” that has to be the most popular subject line amongst stoner’s at the moment, well it certainly is with my buds. To be fair it’s been twenty pounds for an eighth of skunk since i started smoking, but apparently no more…

We have been inundated by emails from our readers asking us what we paying for an eighth of green; well up until about 4 -5 months ago we would be paying £20 for a spot on 3.5g eighth of decent green, then we had a fair bit of police activity and all of the local cannabis distributors in the area shut down so we had to start travelling around for our personal smoke… NIGHTMARE!

Since all the police activity, “community clampdowns” or what ever they way to call it, the quality and weight of green you will get for £20 has long gone out of the window. Up our end your lucky if;
a) your bag weighs on (average round here 2.6g!!!)
b) your weed isn’t blasted (9 out of ten dealers round here!)
c) your weed is dry (if its not blasted, its wet!)

The only reliable dealer round here sells his green for £25 an eighth, but to be fair it is a spot on 3.5g bag of nice, dry, potent Marijuana. To be fair we don’t mind paying £25 because we know the bag is going to last us a couple of days, as always your views and input are appreciated…

Soap-Bar

admin — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:19:45 +0000

I always prefer to smoke bud than solid, I think that bud tastes nicer and is not as harsh. But now and again I do like to have a couple of spliffs of solid. The other day I bought half an oz (14g) of soap-bar. I only bought it because a lot of the people who sell bud where I live are getting more and more unreliable. So I made a stonkin spliff of this soap bar, smoked it and it actually got me a bit stoned! I was surprised usually solid doesn’t really get me stoned as I am used to smoking bud everyday. The one thing I love about solid is that smell when you smoke it or when you burn the solid when making a joint. I love that smell! I know a lot of people who just smoke hash and do not smoke bud, I see why they do it because its cheaper and doesn’t fuck you up as much! There are many different forms of solid, some are better than others but I don’t think any solid I have every smoked has come close to a nice skunky spliff!

This is what soap-bar look like.

Submitted by: the big bud

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Blasted Weed

admin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:41:27 +0000

I’ll be honest with you, im absolutely sick of the amount of Blasted Weed thats flying around England at the moment, up our way its terrible! A mate of mine came round for a smoke last saturday and he had what i can only describe as the worst weed I have seen in my life.

From a distance this weed looked pretty nice, a very light mellow green in colour from a distance but when you got up close and had a proper look you could see it had been covered with some form of Powder (i assume to add weight and aid speeding up the drying process). After some time and taste test me and my pal came up with the conclusion it had been shaken to steal all the crystals and then sprayed / blasted it with milk powder, come on guys - why can’t you just stop messing with our weed and distribute quality goods?

Anyway, i’ll leave you with a picture of some natural weed to ‘inspire’…

Back with a BANG!

admin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:01:59 +0000

After a month of no updates we’re just about ready for Professional Smoker to come back with a BANG! The reason we haven’t made any updates in the last month is because we have been planning the best method of attack to become the number one web resource for Cannabis & Marijuana Information.

We have forged alliances with the nets biggest weed players, including the number one Amsterdam Coffee Shop resource site, the number one Cannabis Smoking Accessories site and the #1 Cannabis & Marijuana seed distributors.

All we can say, is expect BIG things from Professional Smoker in the next couple of months, make sure you subscribe to our RSS feed so you don’t miss out on anything.